Your Favorite Martian: The Movie (Chapter 2) by Sexiecutie5555, literature
Literature
Your Favorite Martian: The Movie (Chapter 2)
The next day, Puff arrives at the storage unit where the bus is being held. He wraps his hoodie around his slim waist, adjusting his glasses. "Time to get to work!" He proclaims, clasping his hands together and starting to work on the window. As he works, whistling, he thinks of how Dimentia is gonna love the bus in tip top condition. She is gonna love this so much, I'm gonna be swimming in pussy! Unbeknownst to him, a familiar redhead spots him working on his bus, distracted on her way to work.
"Puff Puff?" She questions, surprising him and distracting him from working on the bus. Puff turns around, seeing the face of his ex-wife, Tig Ol' B
Your Favorite Martian: The Movie (Chapter 1) by Sexiecutie5555, literature
Literature
Your Favorite Martian: The Movie (Chapter 1)
You-you you you aint seen my balls you aint seen my balls- you aint seen my- my balls.... There's that recording skipping again... it's not like that ipad works...it's as run down as the rest of this place
Puff Puff Humbert sighed as he sat in his run down apartment. He'd been living here since his divorce from Tig, who he had risked his house arrest for. The place had been falling apart for years, long overdue for a much needed condemning.
"Well might as well hit the bar again............maybe some drunk floozy will take pity on me." He muttered, sitting up. He fumbles for his red hoodie, grabbing it and fetching his glasses. As he zips hi